| Hume | Garnet | | 1 | South Oropouche | 18684672678 | 7773638 | gman@1st-world-it.com |
| Biden | Joseph | HidinBiden | 2 | Scranton, Pennsylvania | | | potus@usa.com |
| Biden | Hunter | | 3 | Ukraine, China, Seedy Motels | 18001112222 | | mybrotherskeeper@biden.com |
| Bin Laden | Osama | | 4 | Afganistan | 1800Taliban | | obl@taliban.com |
| Trump | Donald | Orange Man Bad | 5 | Mar-a-lago, Florida | 18001122222 | | naughtypotus@usa.com |
| Comey | James | Lying Comey | 6 | USA | 1-800-fbi-done | | russiarussiarussia@fbi.com |
| McCabe | Andrew | | 7 | CNN | 18001233210 | | russians_everywhere@fbi.com |
| Manafort | Paul | cookiemonster | 8 | USA | 1800-gig-over | | fara_no@lobbyists.com |
| Mueller | Robert | | 9 | USA | 18005555555 | | fara_enforcer@fbi.com |
| Doe | Jane | | 10 | | 18003698522 | | janedoe@gmail.com |
| Doe | John | | 11 | Scarborough, Tobago | 18002589636 | | johndoe@gmail.com |
| Lewis | Carl | | 12 | Birmingham, Alabama | | | carltonlewis@olympics.com |
| Libby | Irve Lewis | Scooter | 13 | New Haven, Connecticut | 18008881234 | | ilewislibby@usa.com |
| Rowley | Keith | | 14 | Office of the Prime Minister, Trinidad | 18681234567 | | krowley@pnm.com |
| Persad-Bissessar | Kamla | | 15 | Siparia, Trinidad | 18680010002 | | kpb@unc.com |
| Hume | Cecil | Maestro | 16 | Princes Town, Trinidad | | | maestro@soca.com |
| Manning | Patrick | Patos | 17 | San Fernando | 18681111235 | | pmanning@pnm.com |
| James | Lebron | | 18 | Ackron, Cleveland | 1800Lebron0 | | kingjames@nba.com |
| Williams | Nicholaus | Trinidad James | 19 | Atlanta, Georgia | 18689091234 | | trinidadjames@rapscene.com |
| Lara | Brian | BCL | 20 | Lady Chancellor Hill | 18685014001 | | blara@wicricket.com |
| Allette | Landis | | 21 | La Romain | | | |
| Regrello | Junior | | 22 | San Fernando | | | jregrello@pnm.com |
| Sandy | Fitzherbert | | 23 | SMR Dow Village, South Oropouche | | | |
| Joseph | Chino | 24 | | 7337117 | | |
| Valcin | Celine | | 25 | | 18001234567 | | |
| Gopee | Lall | | 26 | | | | |
| jgfjdgfj | rthjj | | 27 | | | | |
| hhhhh | ggggg | | 28 | | | | |
| Berry | Halle | | 29 | | | | |
| Anderson | Orlando | Baby Lane | 30 | | | | |
| Mapago | Kinky Tail | | 31 | | | | |
| Mapago | Mr T | | 32 | | | | |
| 645rfhg | 987908uyy | | 33 | | | | |
| The son of Nun | Joshua | | 34 | | | | |